Vogon Poetry Ode To A Lump

Chapter Seven. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

Mar 03, 2019  · A little about Vogon poetry.. Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst it that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit Once Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the.

Google’s AI has been writing poetry. Of a sort, at least. horses are my favorite animal. "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning," eat your heart out.

Mar 03, 2019  · A little about Vogon poetry.. Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst it that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit Once Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the.

including what could easily be mistaken for poetry. Some of it would arguably give Douglas Adams a run for his money, as the creator of the Vogons, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and its Ode to.

From The Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy: Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet-master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem " Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning ," four of his audience died.

Tears of boredom perhaps, but not the kind that leave a lump in the throat or a pang in the heart. I must have written a whole volume of poetry looking at the view from that window. If I shut my.

3. Pen some terrible poetry. "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning" is my favorite piece of odious Vogon verse. It cracked me up as a lad reading "Hitchhiker’s.

Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem ‘Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning’ four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by.

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Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kira. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I Found in my Armpit Last Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one.

Description. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.

Vogon Poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe". The main example used in the story is a short piece composed by Jeltz, which roughly emulates nonsense verse in.

ENGLISH poet John Keats wrote one to a Grecian urn; Beethoven wrote one to joy and in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Grunthos the Flatulent wrote one to a small lump of green putty. Melbourne.

Mar 04, 2019  · Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet-master, Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem ‘Ode to a Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning’, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the president of.

Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azagoths of Kria.

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Dear Ann Landers: Last year, you printed a poem about policemen that brought a lump to my throat. The first week in May is Police Memorial Week. Would you please print that poem again? And a part of.

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"Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by.

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Sep 10, 2012  · It all makes sense, the willingness to destroy large portions of the planet, the fascination with construction equipment, the physique and now, the piece de resistance, the POETRY.

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Donna likes them, too.) Some of Ebert’s poems make me laugh out loud, like the lines in "Ode to Tofu" about, among other things, controlling bovine emissions. Others have me choking down a lump in my.

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Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing.

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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy lists Vogon poetry as the third worst in the universe, the second being written by the Azgoths of Kria, including that seminal work by Grunthos the Flatulent, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning, and the worst being credited to Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge in Essex and lost due to the destruction.